"She was beautiful, elegant. Like a tall clear glass filled with raw pasta."

If White Characters Were Described Like People of Colour in Literature @ Buzzfeed

Worth reading for #16 alone.

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Oh, the hurt fee-fees in the comments. “I don’t think mayo is comparable to cocoa but whatever…”

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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Tonight I Was Reminded of a Beautiful Memory

fishingboatproceeds:

So when we first started dating more than a decade ago, Sarah and I had to hand out Halloween candy at her boss’s house, and because her boss lived in a very fancy neighborhood, there were a lot of fancy Halloween costumes.

And one kid—maybe eight years old—came dressed as Napoleon. Little dude looked exactly like Napoleon head to toe. Perfect costume.

All the other kids he was with came up and said “Trick or Treat!” And then little Napoleon made his way up the stairs and reaching into the huge candy bowl, he looks at Sarah and says, “L’etat c’est moi.”

And Sarah says, “That’s a quote from Louis XIV, not Napoleon.”

And I was in love.

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queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

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akarimms:

Sometimes Lincoln is really, really beautiful

akarimms:

Sometimes Lincoln is really, really beautiful

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mydrunkkitchen:

comedium:

I can’t believe it took her over 2 years for her to learn she needed to open the letter

CHANGE IS POSSIBLE
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